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wait i really appreciate this
cops do let you finish your drink even if they give you an open container ticket
love hate relationship with my police force
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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
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- fat girl: fuck society! im beautiful. im curvy and proud.
- doctor: you have type 2 diabetes
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bullshit those stairs go to the tunnel to the 1 train
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